You Have Died of Oligarchy Remember when the only thing you had to worry about on the Oregon Trail was dysentery? Well, welcome to late-stage capitalism! This women's graphic tee blends retro game nostalgia with biting social commentary—because sometimes the truth hits harder than pixelated snakebites.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and cut for a comfy fit, this tee is perfect for sparking convos, side-eyes, and maybe even a revolution. Whether you're gaming, marching, teaching, or just trying to survive the algorithm, this shirt’s got your back.
Details:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed with a relaxed fit
Lightweight but durable—just like your hope for change
Printed with eco-friendly inks because we care about the planet and the memes
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And don't forget to ration your snacks.
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Tee Noodle is an American design boutique based in Venice, Florida.
We started with one simple idea: if we can’t find the gear we want, we’ll make it ourselves.
Our collections include original t-shirts, hoodies, hats, and accessories—sometimes edgy and dripping with sarcasm, other times a full-on overdose of cute.
Always fun. Always original.
We’re the shop you turn to when you need something that makes people look twice—whether you’re making waves at the dog park, spicing up casual Friday, or just staying weird in your own way.
Yes, we’ve got a serious fixation on Chihuahuas—but we’ve also got plenty of love for memes, cats, and anything else that makes life more fun.
At Tee Noodle, it’s not just about clothes. It’s about community, self-expression, and bringing a little humor into every day.
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