We all know the rules: Napkin in lap, elbows off the table, and absolutely no debating election results while people are trying to eat mashed potatoes. This tee serves as a handy visual aid for that one relative who just can't help themselves.
It starts with the basics—steak knife, butter knife, table knife and ends with the only appropriate tool for handling unsolicited political opinions. Wear it to Thanksgiving, Christmas, or any dinner party where you value your peace more than your politeness.
The Tee Noodle Quality Difference: We don't print on cheap, thin shirts. This design is printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717, widely considered one of the highest-quality tees on the market.
The "Boyfriend" Style:
Heavyweight Comfort: Made from thick, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. It’s sturdy enough to handle the heat of the kitchen (and the conversation).
Vintage Look: The garment-dye process gives the Black fabric a soft, charcoal fade. The white text and realistic knife illustrations stand out with sharp, clean contrast.
Relaxed Structure: A boxy cut without side seams that drapes perfectly.
Sizing Tip (The Boyfriend Fit): This is a unisex garment.
For a Relaxed Fit: Order your normal size. It will be loose and comfortable.
For the "Oversized" Look: Size up one. This gives you that trendy, baggy streetwear aesthetic.
Tee Noodle is an American design boutique operating from our design studio in Venice, Florida.
We started with one simple idea: if we can’t find the gear we want, we’ll make it ourselves.
Our collections include original t-shirts, hoodies, hats, and accessories—sometimes edgy and dripping with sarcasm, other times a full-on overdose of cute.
Always fun. Always original.
We’re the shop you turn to when you need something that makes people look twice—whether you’re making waves at the dog park, spicing up casual Friday, or just staying weird in your own way.
Yes, we’ve got a serious fixation on Chihuahuas—but we’ve also got plenty of love for memes, cats, and anything else that makes life more fun.
At Tee Noodle, it’s not just about clothes. It’s about community, self-expression, and bringing a little humor into every day.
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