Women's Graphic T-Shirt - "In Case of Rage Grab Phone" | Tee Noodle

The only viable exit strategy.

When the meeting could have been an email, or the social battery drains a little too fast, there is only one sanctuary left.

This tee features a hilarious highway-style sign depicting the ultimate 3-step survival guide: Grab phone. Locate bathroom. Hide until the rage subsides. It is the perfect uniform for introverts, corporate refugees, and anyone who knows that 15 minutes of doom-scrolling on the toilet is cheaper than therapy.

The Tee Noodle Quality Difference: We don't print on cheap, thin shirts. This design is printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717, widely considered one of the highest-quality tees on the market.

Premium Heavyweight Feel: Made from thick, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton that feels substantial and durable.

Vintage Look: The unique garment-dye process gives the fabric a soft, lived-in color that won't shrink in the wash.

Relaxed Fit: A classic, boxy fit. It’s unisex, so it runs slightly loose—perfect for tucking in or tying a knot.

Sizing Tip: This is a unisex shirt. Order your normal size for a relaxed fit, or size down if you want it more fitted.