There is a difference between being shy and being selective. You are perfectly happy to socialize—provided the conversation is intelligent, the people are self-aware, and nobody asks you a question that could have been an email.
This tee features a delightfully unimpressed cat who embodies the "1000-yard stare" of someone listening to a bad take. It is the ultimate warning label for introverts, intellectuals, and anyone who has simply run out of patience for the day.
The Tee Noodle Quality Difference: We don't print on cheap, thin shirts. This design is printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717, widely considered one of the highest-quality tees on the market.
The "Boyfriend" Style:
Heavyweight Comfort: Made from thick, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. It feels substantial and cozy—like a protective barrier against nonsense.
Vintage Look: The garment-dye process gives the fabric a soft, broken-in feel. On the White colorway (shown here), the distressed black text and grumpy grey cat stand out with crisp, clean contrast.
Relaxed Structure: A boxy cut without side seams that drapes perfectly.
Sizing Tip (The Boyfriend Fit): This is a unisex garment.
For a Relaxed Fit: Order your normal size. It will be loose and comfortable.
For the "Oversized" Look: Size up one. This gives you that trendy, baggy streetwear aesthetic.
Tee Noodle is an American design boutique operating from our design studio in Venice, Florida.
We started with one simple idea: if we can’t find the gear we want, we’ll make it ourselves.
Our collections include original t-shirts, hoodies, hats, and accessories—sometimes edgy and dripping with sarcasm, other times a full-on overdose of cute.
Always fun. Always original.
We’re the shop you turn to when you need something that makes people look twice—whether you’re making waves at the dog park, spicing up casual Friday, or just staying weird in your own way.
Yes, we’ve got a serious fixation on Chihuahuas—but we’ve also got plenty of love for memes, cats, and anything else that makes life more fun.
At Tee Noodle, it’s not just about clothes. It’s about community, self-expression, and bringing a little humor into every day.
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