If you know, you know. We were the latchkey kids raised on hose water, 3 tv channels and the philosophy that "if you're not bleeding, you're fine."
This design pays tribute to the defining symbol of our childhood: the metal playground slide. Featuring a retro typographic design where the "X" is formed by two crossed, molten-hot metal slides, this tee is a badge of honor for the last generation to grow up completely unsupervised.
The Tee Noodle Quality Difference: We don't print on cheap, thin shirts. This design is printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717, widely considered one of the highest-quality tees on the market.
The "Boyfriend" Style:
Heavyweight Comfort: Made from thick, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. It feels substantial, durable, and tough enough to survive the 80s.
Vintage Look: The garment-dye process gives the fabric a soft, broken-in feel from day one. It creates a gritty, authentic backdrop for the retro text.
Relaxed Structure: A boxy cut without side seams that drapes perfectly for that effortless street style.
Sizing Tip (The Boyfriend Fit): This is a unisex garment.
For a Relaxed Fit: Order your normal size. It will be loose and comfortable.
For the "Oversized" Look: Size up one. This gives you that trendy, baggy streetwear aesthetic (perfect for pairing with biker shorts or leggings).
Tee Noodle is an American design boutique operating from our design studio in Venice, Florida.
We started with one simple idea: if we can’t find the gear we want, we’ll make it ourselves.
Our collections include original t-shirts, hoodies, hats, and accessories—sometimes edgy and dripping with sarcasm, other times a full-on overdose of cute.
Always fun. Always original.
We’re the shop you turn to when you need something that makes people look twice—whether you’re making waves at the dog park, spicing up casual Friday, or just staying weird in your own way.
Yes, we’ve got a serious fixation on Chihuahuas—but we’ve also got plenty of love for memes, cats, and anything else that makes life more fun.
At Tee Noodle, it’s not just about clothes. It’s about community, self-expression, and bringing a little humor into every day.
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