Some things look like chicken. Some things taste like chicken. This is neither.
This design features a vintage-style, distressed illustration of the noble Armadillo—nature's speed bump—along with a very important public safety warning. Whether you're from the South, a fan of weird animals, or just someone who appreciates specific dietary restrictions, this tee is a conversation starter. (And for the record: really, don't eat them).
The Tee Noodle Quality Difference: We don't print on cheap, thin shirts. This design is printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717, widely considered one of the highest-quality tees on the market.
Heavyweight Feel: Made from thick, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. It feels substantial, durable, and ready for the daily grind.
Vintage Look: The unique garment-dye process gives the fabric a soft, lived-in color. The "Blue Jean" colorway shown here creates a perfect, dusty backdrop for the weathered white text.
Sizing Tip (The Boyfriend Fit): This is a unisex garment.
For a Relaxed Fit: Order your normal size. It will be loose and comfortable.
For the "Oversized" Look: Size up one. This gives you that trendy, baggy streetwear aesthetic (perfect for pairing with biker shorts or leggings).
Tee Noodle is an American design boutique operating from our design studio in Venice, Florida.
We started with one simple idea: if we can’t find the gear we want, we’ll make it ourselves.
Our collections include original t-shirts, hoodies, hats, and accessories—sometimes edgy and dripping with sarcasm, other times a full-on overdose of cute.
Always fun. Always original.
We’re the shop you turn to when you need something that makes people look twice—whether you’re making waves at the dog park, spicing up casual Friday, or just staying weird in your own way.
Yes, we’ve got a serious fixation on Chihuahuas—but we’ve also got plenty of love for memes, cats, and anything else that makes life more fun.
At Tee Noodle, it’s not just about clothes. It’s about community, self-expression, and bringing a little humor into every day.
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