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Women's Graphic Hoodie - "Don't Eat The Armor Chicken" | Tee Noodle

Women's Graphic Hoodie - "Don't Eat The Armor Chicken" | Tee Noodle

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A public service announcement for the south.

This graphic hoodie features a vintage-style illustration of an armadillo—affectionately known by internet slang as the 'Armor Chicken.'

A hilarious nature meme design for anyone who loves wildlife, road trip humor, or just confusing people with weird animal nicknames.

Product Details:

  • The Design: Features a retro-style graphic of an armadillo with humorous text.

  • Warm & Cozy: Made from a soft 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece blend.

  • Classic Fit: Features a double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a spacious pouch pocket.

  • The Vibe: Southern humor, nature memes, and definitely not a recipe.


• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
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