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Eco Tote Bag - "That Sucks" | Tee Noodle

Eco Tote Bag - "That Sucks" | Tee Noodle

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The universal solution to all technical (and emotional) problems.

When "turning it off and on again" fails, there is only one option left: Percussive Maintenance.

This tote combines a gentle, calming watercolor rainbow with the most aggressive troubleshooting advice known to man.

It is the perfect bag for IT professionals, mechanics, or anyone who believes that violence is sometimes the answer to inanimate objects.

Product Details:

  • The Design: A soft pastel watercolor rainbow overlaid with the aggressive advice: "THAT SUCKS. HAVE YOU TRIED KICKING IT?!".

  • Eco-Friendly: Made from 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill.

  • Built Tough: Durable 8 oz/yd² fabric with a weight limit of 30 lbs—strong enough to carry your heavy boots.

  • Spacious: Dimensions are 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ with an open main compartment.

  • Comfortable: Features 1″ wide dual straps (24.5″ length) for easy carrying.

Size guide

  BAG WIDTH (inches) BAG HEIGHT (inches) BAG DEPTH (inches) STRAP LENGTH (inches) STRAP WIDTH (inches)
One size 16 14 ½ 5 24 1/2 1
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