You Have Died of Polio

Remember when we collectively agreed that vaccines were a good thing? Pepperidge Farm remembers. This retro-style men's graphic tee throws it way back—to a time when preventable diseases weren’t political, just deadly.

Designed to spark convo and maybe a little side-eye from your conspiracy-loving uncle, this shirt is soft, comfy, and unflinchingly snarky. Perfect for science lovers, public health heroes, and anyone who's over misinformation masquerading as rebellion.

Details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)

• Relaxed fit for all-day wear

• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and super soft

• Printed with eco-friendly inks

• A statement piece for your body and your brain

Wear it loud. Trust science. And don't lick doorknobs.