• A black colored t-shirt with a chest graphic in dark grayish green with a cream colored line drawing of an anamorphic watch face sitting at the bottom of a brick lined well with its knees drawn up to its chest, held by its arms. Looking down into the well is the silhouette of a small dog. The top of the graphic shows the text, in all caps, 'IT PUTS THE LUME ON THE HANDS OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN'.
  • A pepper colored t-shirt on a black clothes hanger against a gray background. A graphic in dark grayish green with a cream colored line drawing of an anamorphic watch face sitting at the bottom of a brick lined well with its knees drawn up to its chest, held by its arms. Looking down into the well is the silhouette of a small dog. The top of the graphic shows the text, in all caps, 'IT PUTS THE LUME ON THE HANDS OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN'.
  • A man with tattoo covered arms wearing dark jeans sitting on a stone step, turned slightly to his left. He is wearing a pepper colored tshirt with a graphic in dark grayish green with a cream colored line drawing of an anamorphic watch face sitting at the bottom of a brick lined well with its knees drawn up to its chest, held by its arms. Looking down into the well is the silhouette of a small dog. The top of the graphic shows the text, in all caps, 'IT PUTS THE LUME ON THE HANDS OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN'.
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Men's Graphic T-Shirt - "It Puts The Lume On The Hands" | Tee Noodle

Men's Graphic T-Shirt - "It Puts The Lume On The Hands" | Tee Noodle

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"Or else it gets the quartz again."

A design dedicated to that special kind of obsession.

If you know, you know. This tee is a darkly hilarious mashup of 90s horror cinema and modern horology. It’s for the collector who charges their dial with a UV torch before bed, the enthusiast who judges a timepiece by its glow, and anyone who appreciates a joke that is just the right amount of creepy.

The Tee Noodle Quality Difference: We don't print on cheap, thin shirts. This design is printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717, widely considered one of the highest-quality tees on the market.

Premium Heavyweight Feel: Made from thick, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton that feels substantial and durable.

Vintage Look: The unique garment-dye process gives the fabric a soft, lived-in color that won't shrink in the wash.

Relaxed Fit: A classic, boxy fit without side seams. It hangs perfectly and feels like a favorite shirt you've owned for years.

Sizing Tip: This is a standard fit. Order your normal size for a relaxed look, or size up for an oversized, streetwear vibe.

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