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Men's Graphic T-Shirt - 'Don't Get Water In Me' | Tee Noodle

Men's Graphic T-Shirt - 'Don't Get Water In Me' | Tee Noodle

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300 meters of water resistance. Zero intention of testing it.

Liberty is important, but have you ever seen the repair bill for a water-damaged vintage chronograph?

Inspired by the classic Gadsden Flag, this design swaps political defiance for horological anxiety. It is the new anthem for watch collectors, desk divers, and anyone wearing a "tool watch" who still instinctively covers their wrist when it starts to sprinkle. It’s a bold warning to the world: Look, but for the love of God, don't splash.

The Tee Noodle Quality Difference: We don't print on cheap, thin shirts. This design is printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717, widely considered one of the highest-quality tees on the market.

Heavyweight Feel: Made from thick, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. It feels substantial, durable, and worthy of your collection.

Vintage Look: The unique garment-dye process gives the fabric a soft, lived-in color. The "Blue Jean" colorway (shown here) pairs perfectly with the yellow graphic for a classic nautical vibe.

Relaxed Fit: A boxy, structure-free cut without side seams. It hangs perfectly and feels like a favorite shirt you've owned for years.

Sizing Tip: Order your normal size for a classic, relaxed look, or size up one for that oversized, 90s streetwear aesthetic.

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