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We have reached the peak of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs and it involves smoked gouda, brie and absolute freedom from restrictive waistbands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eThis tee is the official uniform of \"Goblin Mode.\" Featuring simple, bold white text, it states your intentions clearly: you are staying in, you are getting comfortable, and you are eating dairy products in the privacy of your own home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Tee Noodle Quality Difference:\u003c\/b\u003e We don't print on cheap, thin shirts. This design is printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717, widely considered one of the highest-quality tees on the market.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Boyfriend\" Style:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeavyweight Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from thick, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. It feels substantial and cozy—perfect for lounging on the couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVintage Wash:\u003c\/b\u003e The garment-dye process gives the fabric a soft, broken-in feel from day one. 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It’s loose enough to tuck your knees into while watching a marathon of your favorite show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSizing Tip (The Boyfriend Fit):\u003c\/b\u003e This is a unisex garment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFor a Relaxed Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Order your normal size. It will be loose and comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFor the \"Oversized\" Look:\u003c\/b\u003e Size up one. 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