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It’s the perfect uniform for the doomscroller, the chronic refresher, and anyone living life one \"like\" at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Tee Noodle Quality Difference:\u003c\/b\u003e We don't print on cheap, thin shirts. This design is printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717, widely considered one of the highest-quality tees on the market.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeavyweight Feel:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from thick, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. It feels substantial, durable, and ready for the daily grind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVintage Look:\u003c\/b\u003e The unique garment-dye process gives the fabric a soft, lived-in color. 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